Q was a Quince that hung Upon a garden tree; Papa he brought it with him home, And ate it with his tea.
P was a little Pig, Went out to take a walk; Papa he said, "If Piggy dead, He'd all turn into Pork!"
O was an Owl who flew All in the dark away, Papa said, "What an owl you are! Why don't you fly by day?"
N was a Nut that grew High up upon a tree; Papa, who could not reach it, said, "That's much too high for me!"
M was a dish of mince; It looked so good to eat! Papa, he quickly ate it up, And said, "This is a treat!"
L was a fine new Lamp; But when the wick was lit, Papa he said, "This Light ain't good! I cannot read a bit!"
K was a great new Kite; Papa he saw it fly Above a thousand chimney pots, And all about the sky.
J was some Apple Jam, Of which Papa ate part; But all the rest he took away And stuffed into a tart.
I was an Inkstand new, Papa he likes to use it; He keeps it in his pocket now, For fear that he should lose it.
H was Papa's new Hat; He wore it on his head; Outside it was completely black, But inside it was red.