Laughable Lyrics: A Fourth Book of Nonsense Poems, Songs, Botany, Music, etc. (1877)

 

G was Papa's new Gun

G was Papa's new Gun;
He put it in a box;
And then he went and bought a bun,
And walked about the Docks.

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F was a little Fish

F was a little Fish.
Cook in the river took it
Papa said, "Cook! Cook! bring a dish!
And, Cook! be quick and cook it!"

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E was a little Egg

E was a little Egg,
Upon the breakfast table;
Papa came in and ate it up
As fast as he was able.

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D was Papa's white Duck

D was Papa's white Duck,
Who had a curly tail;
One day it ate a great fat frog,
Besides a leetle snail.

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C was Papa's gray Cat

C was Papa's gray Cat,
Who caught a squeaky Mouse;
She pulled him by his twirly tail
All about the house.

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B was a Bottle blue

B was a Bottle blue,
Which was not very small;
Papa he filled it full of beer,
And then he drank it all.

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A was an Area Arch

A was an Area Arch
Where washerwomen sat; They made a lot of lovely starch
To starch Papa's Cravat.

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The Akond of Swat

Who, or why, or which, or what, Is the Akond of SWAT?

The Cummerbund

 An Indian Poem

(First published in Times of India, Bombay, July, 1874)

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