Laughable Lyrics: A Fourth Book of Nonsense Poems, Songs, Botany, Music, etc. (1877)

 

Q was a Quince that hung

Q was a Quince that hung
Upon a garden tree;
Papa he brought it with him home,
And ate it with his tea.

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P was a little Pig

P was a little Pig,
Went out to take a walk;
Papa he said, "If Piggy dead,
He'd all turn into Pork!"

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O was an Owl who flew

O was an Owl who flew
All in the dark away,
Papa said, "What an owl you are!
Why don't you fly by day?"

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N was a Nut that grew

N was a Nut that grew
High up upon a tree;
Papa, who could not reach it, said,
"That's much too high for me!"

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M was a dish of mince

M was a dish of mince;
It looked so good to eat!
Papa, he quickly ate it up,
And said, "This is a treat!"

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L was a fine new Lamp

L was a fine new Lamp;
But when the wick was lit,
Papa he said, "This Light ain't good!
I cannot read a bit!"

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K was a great new Kite

K was a great new Kite;
Papa he saw it fly
Above a thousand chimney pots,
And all about the sky.

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J was some Apple Jam

J was some Apple Jam,
Of which Papa ate part;
But all the rest he took away
And stuffed into a tart.

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I was an Inkstand new

I was an Inkstand new,
Papa he likes to use it;
He keeps it in his pocket now,
For fear that he should lose it.

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H was Papa's new Hat

H was Papa's new Hat;
He wore it on his head;
Outside it was completely black,
But inside it was red.

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